Five videos to liven your Friday up, wrap up your week, and set you up right for the weekend.
5. “The Placenta Party of Kenya”
The….what? I’m sorry, who comes up with these names? “Finger of God“? Placenta Party? My guess is that Fizzle Dog Timberlake and Joe Hell have something to do with it. Either way, this whole saga is turning into a TV drama.
4. D’Angelo- “How Does It Feel”
D’angelo got arrested for prostitution. Dude was giving up the skins for $40. “Say whaaaaaaa…” Yep. I remember when this video came out and D was all naked on TV, all day long, flexing abs and making chicks moist with his falsetto. I had my lil’ baby-belly and my afro-in-training trying to get a phone number. Made me so mad. Now he’s not only fatter than me, he’s broker than me and got arrested for whoring himself out. Karma…..Still wish him all the best though. He could really sing his ass off.(some puns intended)
3. “How to win an Academy Award”
Brilliant. This is so true, it hurts. Plus you already know how I feel about the Academy’s selection for the Oscars.
2.”Poor Lil’ Tink Tink”
Now, the language is a bit colorful so don’t crank the volume to 10 on your office computer unless you have earphones or work in a porno studio.
Anyway, this is my motivation for the week. Also, my funny for the week. Even when you think you’re having a bad day, think of Tink Tink. Paper clips and sparks yo!!
1. Notorious BIG -“Big Poppa”
“Because the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th. God bless his soul, rest in peace, kid.”
See you next week for 5 more.