Mboro, Biscuits, Ice Cream and Gynecological Healing

Zimbabwe is famous for a few things: Mugabe, the Victoria Falls, naming people after days and holidays and now Mboro.

That’s Pastor Prophet Paseka Motsoeneng Mboro to you. You see, you only call him Mboro when he has his fingers(or his foot) in your biscuit. And by ‘biscuit’, I mean ‘lady parts’.

That’s right, this pastor heals worshippers and releases their demons by sticking his digits in their…biscuits.

I apologize in advance because I will quote the large bulk of this article; it’s pure gold.

“As he was praying for her she collapsed. Motsoeneng then told the teenager, who was lying on her back, to open her legs, which she did.
He then plunged his fingers into her private parts and started moving his fingers inside her vagina.
As he was busy with his “healing process”, Motsoeneng ordered her to call him by his nickname, Mboro.

“Say Mboro,” he ordered her.

“Mboro” she said, with a stifled cry.

He was interrupted by a female congregant who brought him a glassful of what looked like ice-cream, which she spoon fed him. He was still sitting on the woman’s lap.”

I’m sorry, what? Did this ice-cream-bearing broad just interrupt the healing process? Does she not know this man needs to focus? Or was she immediately distracted by the thought of having ice-cream with warm biscuits? She must focus. And Mboro immediately did; calling upon a ‘doctor’ named ‘Zozo’ to come verify what was wrong with this girl.

“Dr” Zozo then inserted what she said was pregnancy test apparatus into the girl’s vagina, with Motsoeneng looking on.

“The pregnancy tests came out positive. She is pregnant. I could also feel the limbs of the foetus,” Zozo announced .

Oh, I forgot to mention two things. 1. This girl is 17 and 2. This is IN CHURCH. In front of people. On TV. That’s how Prophet Mboro gets down, y’all. And Dr. Zozo; there is none better. She can feel limbs on a fetus a few weeks old. That broad can probably cure cancer if she wasn’t so busy partaking in Mboro’s ice-cream and biscuit buffet.

“As Zozo was leaving the scene, Motsoeneng screamed: “Zozo, she is bleeding and her tummy has subsided.”

Zozo went back to inspect her before she rushed outside. She then came back wearing gloves and holding a pregnancy test kit.
She inserted them into the teen’s vagina and took them out.

She announced: “Now the kit shows neither positive nor negative results.”

Motsoeneng chimed in: “It is because she was sleeping with an animal.”

Motsoeneng then asked the teenager if she was sleeping around with men.

“Did you donate your biscuit to men?” he asked her.

“No” she replied.

He then said: “Haai, I want to ask all men in here to stop eating biscuit. Do you hear me? You must not eat biscuit anymore,” to which the visibly disgusted men did not respond.”

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m NEVER eating biscuits again.

“Motsoeneng then asked a women to fetch a bucket.
The young lass was then lifted from the ground and made to sit on the bucket with her legs wide open, bleeding profusely, while Motsoeneng looked on.
He then said a stone had blocked her vagina and called a cameraman to come and film her, but changed his mind.

“This won’t be flighted on TV,” he said.”

Because TV ain’t ready for the truth. The holiness of pulling stones from biscuits may just have outdone that of drawing water from a rock. www dot prophets dot com, yo.

“Two weeks later the teenage girl was shown on Motsoeneng’s programme on Soweto TV holding stones she claimed had come out of her vagina.”

If I ever run into a girl holding rocks on the street, I’m just gonna walk away. After I throw up.

I won’t quote the rest of the article but it involves Mboro putting his foot on her biscuit to heal it of pain and expelling some satanist broad for not getting wet in church.

A few concerns:

1. Why hasn’t anyone stopped this guy? Google search him and see how many scandals pop up.
2. Where do we draw the line between religious faithfuls and religious fanatics? I want to say when a Prophet is pulling rocks out of your jayjay, you’ve gone too far.
3. When will we stop hearing stories like this out of African countries? It’s as if stories of magical goats vanishing into thin air in Uganda, or getting arrested for armed robbery in Nigeria was just not enough.

And yet we wonder why foreigners think we live in trees.

UPDATE #1: In related news, another Zimbabwean Pastor/Prophet raped a 16 year old girl claiming he was performing an exorcism. [VIBE WEEKLY]

UPDATE #2: To the South Africans/Zimbabweans taking offence in the comments. None was intended. My source said he was Zimbabwean so I reported it accordingly.

100 thoughts on “Mboro, Biscuits, Ice Cream and Gynecological Healing

  1. And Archbishop Deya won’t be extradited because we are waiting for men of God to get even more theatrical.
    Mboro, Deya, Ojigbani.., who else wants to add to this list?

  2. And how does her bloody exorcise men???? Where does he insert his fingers? Bloody perv. — I’m so angry and especially at the women who ‘help’ him do sh* to their daughters!!!!

  3. This dude is a pedophile. poor girl and wth is wrong with people???? Dont they have true christians in Zimbabwe??? Dont they read the bible there???? Dont they have anyone with enough sense in that congregation to say that this rubbish is a scam, conartist, a child molester and a false prophect??? Smh

  4. Mboro is gifted. Got his gift from God. Funny that people who have not set foot in his church are quick to insult and judge him. And, many of these people are Christians, common Christians. Wait let me tell you what I know about Mboro,

    10 THINGS:
    1.He is indeed gifted.

    2.He heals in the name of Jesus. And, he does open the Bible, teach and preach in the church.

    3.His name “Mboro” or “Bhor” simply means prophet. Those who know their Bibles will surely know the story of the sons of Sceva in the book of Acts 19:13-17. Demons know our names if we destroy their kingdom on a daily basis. So, they knew who Paul was. When Paul was still Saul, he persecuted the children of God. When Jesus transformed him, the kingdom of darkness must have shook because they knew Saul had influence hence why the Phareeses were bold to send Saul on a mission to persecute Christians. Their plan failed when Jesus tranformed Saul. He became Apostle Paul (office name). The new creation ‘Paul’ wanted nothing to do with demons. He preached the Gospel of Jesus Christ, healed the sick and set the bound free from the darkness. Therefore, the sons of Sceva thought they had the same anointing, but they went about it the wrong way. Demons gave them hot claps saying “we know Jesus, we know Paul, who are you?” Once you are a child of God who is constantly fighting agaist evil, the kingdom of darkness KNOW YOUR NAME. So I must make it known to you that MBORO does not heal in his name but of Jesus. When he say BHOR it is because the kingdom of darkness know that his office (like that of Paul) is powerful.

    4.He is powerful and possesses authourity that makes demon bow to the mane of Jesus.

    5. He is not afraid of the kingdom of darkness like many pastors, bishops and prophets who later get innitiated by the devil.

    6. He knows of witchcraft that troubles people on a daily basis and he always prays against it. Your pastors dont!!!

    7. He is human and feels pain and fears for his life and the lives of his loved ones but he stands on these words “I SHALL NOT DIE. I SHALL LIVE AND PROCLAIM THE WORKS OF GOD” (psalm 118:17).

    8. He makes mistakes, he is not perfect, like all of you people.

    9. He is an amazing father to members of his church.

    10. He is by far the best prophet you can ever find in our midst.

    face me by emailing me here: gen2rev.lord@gmail.com
    NB: BEFORE YOU RESPOND, FIX YOUR TONGUE. I DID NOT CURSE. SO, I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP YOUR NAME CALLING TO YOURSELF. I WILL NOT RESPOND TO THOSE WHO INSULT ME OR MBORO OR THE RUNNING OF INCREDIBLE HAPPENNINGS. DANKIE.
    BHOR, BHOR, BHOR, BHOR, BHOR, BHOR, BHOR!

  5. Really ds guy mboro as he calls himself, he’s all about money and unnatural sicknesses, all ds sicknesses started now that hez here???y ddnt we hear about them bfore, people must wake up ds is da times of false prophets and they must be careful on wat they are after…this guy mboro is disgusting..GOD is so mighty, holy and we fear him He wouldn’t be associated wit such thingz, we get to him through Christ, we call the name Jesus not mboro…

    • Mboro is not a fake or devil follower.he is a men of god even psalm2:2 says the kings of the earth take their stand and the rulers gather togeher against the lord and against his anointed one.whatever you do will not give up we will keep on praising god and destroying the works of the devil.

  6. Honestly this crazy guy is not from Zimbabwe stop tarnishing the zimbabwean name,he is from S.A and he broadcasts his programmes on Soweto T.V.Zimbabwe might be suffring economically bt they do knw how to respect christianity..

  7. Honestly this crazy guy is not from Zimbabwe stop tarnishing the zimbabwean name,he is from S.A and he broadcasts his programmes on Soweto T.V.Zimbabwe might be suffring economically bt they do knw how to respect christianity..m

  8. Jane Miss j-whoever dosent believe must keep their opinions to themselves and let those who believe folloe Mboro and serve the allmighty God,keep up the good work prophet

  9. free will, which is apparently all your “God” left us, allows anyone to say anything. Personally I think this fellow has a good thing going on. Certainly for himself and the others in his inner circle, thats him enacting his free will. It is however a tragedy that the people he ‘preaches’ too are so uneducated and gullible that that will listen to this individual, give him money and their belief, but then again thats their free will too.
    Say what you will but it comes down to the fault of the RC church, the IMF, corporations and the old empires. Mainly the RC and IMF for creating ignorance and debt while withholding the ability for people to become educated. If the whole nworld was educated the whole world would be athiest

  10. You know how con-artists thrive? Pure ignorance by those who believe them! In this day and age, NO RELIGION WHATSOEVER should be allowed to abuse people’s ignorance to that level. If the congregation is ignorant/desperate/blind etc. there should be a LAW to protect the innocent children from Pedophiles like this guy! I am so pissed that any human being with a head over their shoulders should stand by and watch this idiot-prophet-or-whatever-he-supposed-to-be, defile and violate young girls like that! And more pissed at the ignorant poster above (Genesis-Revelation) who UN-ashamedly lists 10 ‘great’ things this crazy ‘Mboro’ guy! Shouldn’t his name in the first place, scare the shit out of you? For Pete’s sake the name means ‘dick’ in Swahili.

    • Don’t u think ur name mean sum bloodi sh!t in any of mo thn thousand spoken languagez in tha world. I haven’t been 2 ths guy Mboro’z church 2 witnss all tht, but have u been!? B4 u go around writing “piss..” “piss..”, I suggest u sub-check urself got it.!?

  11. There is a book called “Mysterious Secrets of the Dark Kingdom” by JP Timmons (you can google it). He spent time living and working in Nigeria as a Christian missionary and the book gives a detailed account of the operations of evil spirits as well as witchcraft. Actually after reading this book you will come to see that stories of magical goats are not that far-fetched when it comes to witchcraft

    As for Mboro – well I don’t know anything about him so I need to be careful about judging, HOWEVER something definitely seems “off” with his ministry. Christians are called use discernment and to test all things………there are many false ministries in operation today. Even pastors and prophets can be deceived…..and decieved means thery really believe what they are doing is of God. Jesus repeatedly warned His followers: beware that you are not deceived……Luke 21v8, Matthew 24v4.

  12. All thís is evil 1 thing and 4 sure they will all pay some day mporo insert things and create storiès 2 blind from us wicked powers he gets frôm his master dêvil don know y they broadcast demons anyway

  13. Gez thats terrible shem poor kid.Ijust pray and hope they can stop going there for they sake the worse party is that the pay to enter there..

  14. I am attending his church and i am proud .he has never put his hands inside that girl,i was there the day she came to church with stones that came inside her vagina.you guys you have to prove it yourself by coming into his church,then after that you can all talk whatever you want.the bible says: who are u to judge

    • yes miss bible know it all,isn’t it dat mboro u master teaches u al tel me den u say whu am i 2 judge,which verse nd chapter says i just wnt 2 knw so dat i cn also rid it u c!

  15. Thats not true pastor mboro would never intend to hurt any one,there are people who want to see him down but gusse what he is not goin down not now.Acctually people are ignorant they listen to people who spread lies than to people who spreads the word of god.they say mboro is a liar he jst wants u money after dat they say COME TO ME I WILL BLESS pastor mboro will not tell u that he will deliever but he delievers you

  16. I have being following the subject of Prophet. Mboro, and realize that articles are a total sham. follow link on YOUTUBE http://youtu.be/EoNJF84zub4 ,ALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO DO IS SELL NEWSPAPERS INCREASE YOUR MEMBERSHIP COMMENTS ON YOUR BLOGS AS WELL AS GAIN POPULARITY AT THE EXPENSE OF MOPORO YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES YOU HAVE NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE OF ANY OF YOUR CLAIMS ,THERE ARE MANY WOMAN WHO ARE BEING ATTACKED SPIRITUALLY MORE THAN MEN THAT’S A FACT,THE OTHER FACT IS AS A MAN OF GOD. MOPORO CANNOT USE WORDS LIKE PUSSY AND DICK OR PENIS AND VAGINA. SO IF YOU FOOLS WANNA SELL BISCUITS AND ICE CREAM DO IT IN YOUR OWN SPARE TIME,,,NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF THE MILLIONS OF MEN WOMEN AND CHILDREN HE HAS HELPED,, IF YOU DON’T HAVE CONCRETE PROOF OF ANYTHING YOU CLAIM YOU MUST FIND NEW HOBBIES ,LIKE COLLECTING STAMPS OR JUMPING OFF CLIFFS …….HOW DARE YOU

  17. Mnxh you hate Zimbabwe so much now you claim this fake prophet is from there? well news flash!!!! hes from South Africa

  18. i am one of his church members and i have neaver seen such things that you people are thinking but wat i always see are INCREDIBLE THINGS HAPPENINGS…so keep talking ppl,le tlabe le kgathale…bt u ppl must know that he is THE BEST DAD,PROPHET,FIGHTER AND SINGER AND WE LOVE AND SUPPORT HIM..BHOOOO

  19. its incredible and its happening through da power of god its simple believe,accept anointing and healing its about time we glorify god..

  20. I need the water and the prayer for my child she is very sick, How can I get hold of Mboro I’m in Middelburg Mpumalanga. Please help

  21. Honestly, in the name of honesty and using media honestly, this guy is SOUTH AFRICAN based in SOUTH AFRICA- as much as I respect your blog, the fact that you insist on keeping blatant lies and misinformation because of your need to maintain comical value (ie to keep the Zim reference) is just plain appalling and makes you no better than any of the less than honest journalists you complain about.

  22. you all fucken morons. Mboro is not from vt from S.A……that’s utter bullshit hey and mboro means a penis in Shona……bulllshittt

  23. hhay dis is bullshit,angazi doz whu follow him,nithandan nje kuye lokusoloku nikupuluzwa esontweni,allowing him mass himclf on u.hhay women wake up guys,if u dnt wyk up hre hay nithanda ukubejwa nje nxa sies man(prophet mboro or roro my foot man) ass hole!

  24. Ntate mobhoro ke kopa thuso ka ngwanabo monna waka,ekare ke sesebediswa sa ngaka e mona motseng wa Paul roux Free state.Ka nnete ke kopa thusa hoba oa utswa,o rwaka mme wa hae,o bolaya batho ebile ekare ona le thokolosi.Ka nnete ke a e nyoka thuso ya ha.

  25. he is harvesting those who have rejected the truth 2thessalonians his presence is prophetic,prophets sent by God, Africans don’t receive or listen to, so do not be amazed it is the end times a lot of south Africans are not true to the KINGDOM OF GOD let mbhoro harvest them the chosen are few many are going to destruction .

  26. The only connection this man has with Zimbabwe is that

    a) he lives in a country neighbouring Zimbabwe

    b) the name “Mboro” literally means “penis” in the ChiShona language, spoken mostly in Zimbabwe, and is considered quite vulgar

  27. This has to come to an end pronto! what are we waiting for? they have congegates eat grass, declared a time and date when President Mugabe was going to die- now this!

  28. Mboro is from SA not Zimbabwe, Don’t mislead people.. why is it that everything bad has to be pushed to the Zimbabweans. Change your sources coz they’re giving you the wrong information.

  29. Sisterbella
    .He is a men of god even psalm2:2 says the kings of the earth take their stand and the rulers gather togeher against the lord and against his anointed one.whatever you do will not give up we will keep on praising god and destroying the works of the devil.

  30. Point of correctiom…this man is NOT…I repeat NOT Zimbawean. He is a South African national and true…his name does mean PENIS is Shona, one of the languages spoken in Zimbabwe.

  31. shame good people don’t just follow the rumours mboro means moporofeta and if u don’t like something don’t influence other people cause when u run to that traditional healer or sangoma of yours no one stops u or discourage u so mboro was here long long time before some of US were born and he started to be a man of god while at primary school is only Soweto tv who started to show this thiings, I think south African we should be happy to have a prophet like ntate mboro he is saving our lives from witchcraft and already saved people’s life please unless if ur part of those witches u will disrespect the words of god, keep it up ntate mboro do not panic they fight u cause uya ba shesa bhoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  32. I wish someone can here the voice of our Lord Jesus Christ to sponser me to live where I’m working buy a tent and instrument preaching the realy true Jesus without fearing all false prophets amen

  33. I really need your help seriously you the only one who can help me I am sick I need soit help please mporo I hv tryed do many timed to reach you please my numbers are 0717339183

  34. pastor pls hlp i am 33 years i dnt hv kids i need one bcuz thy are sayng bad thngs to me pls hlp me pls i tired goba nyopa eba mbitsang ka yona pls pls my numbers are 0843707883 i am angie

  35. i need hlp pls pastor i need kids batho ba nthoga bare ke nyopa ke gathetse go bitswa ka mabitso pls ntate hlp me my name is angie frm meadowlands

  36. pliz people dont judge coz u 2 will be jugde am name is busi and i listen 2 mboro every sunday and believe u me dis pastor is real.to all those people spreading lies pliz get a life and live mboro 2 heal us coz we nid a man lyk him in SA.God bless and MBORO WAROKA

  37. I can see from your comment that you are not a christian and you don’t believe in Jesus or in Mboro’s work. But people do get healed why,you think the magic you are talking about is what is happening? You are wrong, let me tell you: Mboro is a real prophet of God and he performs real miracles and many people who believe in him do get healed, so you need to stop spreading lies about Mboro .You will burn in hell for your lies you liar

  38. This is hilarious, and shocking at the same time you know, maybe its the end of the world who knows. GOD FETCH YOUR PEOPLE, if that includes Pastor Moboro, YOUR WILL SHALL BE DONE, because it is you alone who knws the truth here and LORD you can see through our eyes. AMEN

  39. Hi profit I got a serious problem plz h
    elp fix my marriage an help me find a job an a house plz my life is mess but I’m a believer the my no 0729318281.Caroline Seane

  40. Mboro i want to start own company of cleaning service first i want to register at cipro please pray me to survive please i have five now without job please help me

  41. Mboro please help i want to start my own company first i want register at cipro please pray for and open the doors becouse i try everything to survive is being five without job no pray for me please

  42. ah the issue of names is nt a problem

    so i dont thnk is ryt to interpread the name by other languegies.,

    let me make an example

    ther are some names …beliv me in other countries u wl find an amazin interpreation.

    theris Xhoso females name …called MBIMBI mean a group of peaple. hehe go in Swaziland the same name mean PUNANI (VARGINA)
    Beliv me they wl laugh until u feel guilty 4ths name

    theris another one TETA.mean ukumema (not invitation) but to carry a baby in your bk of your body.
    but in siswati TETA languege mean ukubeletha ,mean to give birth .

    another name TOKUKHANDZA.mean i wl join u along the way in siswati ,but here if u’re nt a swazi …lol it sounds as if i wl kill u with a stones or stone,NGIZOKUKHANDA NGAMATJE.(ZULU)

    Yet in zulu they said ngiZOKUFICA EMBILI.

    The interpreation is the same but if u’re nt aware ,u will find yourself messing up around mith peaplez names

    So MBHORO MIGHTY something different from Shona languege.so be cafuly

    Thanks.

  43. TATA MBORO KE KOPA THUSO KE NA LE NGWANA WA FOUR YEARS GA A ROBALE BOSIGO NAKO E ENGWE NKARE O BONA DILO MO NTLONG O SE NTSE A TSWA KATLEGONG KE BELIEVE GORE O TLA MO FODISA GA RE LEBELETSE TV SUNDAY GA A BATLA GO LEBELA BUT BATHO BA RE KE WENA FELA YO O TLA MO FODISANG.
    MY NUMBER 082 4681265 MY MOTHER ‘S NUMBER 0733736247 U HELP MU AUCLE AT PRETORIA AND HE ALWAYS SAY TO US COME TO THE CHURCH WITH THE CHILD, CHILD NAME KOKETSO SEGONE
    MAY GOD BE WITH U ALL THE TIME

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