“How Not to Not Pay Taxes” – Why Kenyan MPs May Have Brain Damage

I generally do not follow politics. Why, you ask? Because I decided when I was about 11 years old that if I wanted to see the bad guy win all the time, I’d watch reruns of ‘The Usual Suspects‘. Kenyan Politics is painful and boring; the same idiots committing the same crimes against the same people – us – and always getting away with it.

Although I have been somewhat following this MP taxation issue. Not so much because I wanted to see MPs get taxed, I just wanted to see how they’d avoid paying taxes. And boy has it been hilarious retarded.

The new Constitution – which we promulgated and slaughtered goats over in August 2010 – categorically states that no Kenyan MP shall be exempt from paying taxes. It further states that Parliament can not put into place laws or mechanisms that facilitate this tax evasion. I didn’t understand most of the constitution, but that part was pretty black and white.

But here we are almost a year later and our MPs still don’t pay taxes. Why? Continue reading

The Ocampo 6 Are Getting 4.76 Billion Kshs For…What?

Ocampo 6
If you weren’t jealous to hear how plush their detention at retreat the Hague was going to be, a new reason to envy the crooks Ocampo identified as the orchestrators of the Post Election Violence has emerged. These guys are apparently slotted to get 4.76 BILLION of our shillings to foot their expenses. Continue reading