The Tale of 30,000 Magical Ninja Goats

I like reading Ugandan news when I’m feeling low. There’s always something interesting in there; sometimes inspiring, most times hilarious. This story however, I heard about before I read and it was so good, I looked it up so I could share it.

Apparently, the Ugandan government has somehow misplaced 30,000 goats. I try not to find this hilarious but the core concept tickles me to tears. What makes it worse is how it’s being handled in the news. Instead of calling a spade a spade and saying it’s a scam, they’re talking about the matter as if these are potentially magical ninja goats that got tired of captivity and bounced. Continue reading