Whore Etiquette


This story, like many others on DR, begins on University Way.

At about 10pm the other night, a fellow ninja and I happened to be strolling by the intersection of University and Koinange when we noticed 4 men seated on a bench staring intently across the street. We followed their glance and were not shocked to see two commercial sex workers, loitering on the opposite side of the street. One was clad in her baby sister’s t-shirt and jeans. The other was the epitome of ‘freeze-n-shine’ donning a dress so tiny and so tight, that I understood why she wasn’t walking to keep warm. As I began jokingly pondering whether they kept receipt books in their purses or what a ho-conversation sounds like, the one in the baby t-shirt decided to pull down her jeans, squat and pee.

Right there on the corner.

And she wasn’t just quick-pissing a.k.a. Super-short a.k.a midget-call a.k.a. Flash irrigation. Nah, she was Continue reading

Sex Manic Rooney

Over the past few days the press has done what they do best; exposing evils committed in our society.

Although I am a Chelsea fan, I do appreciate talent and skill when I see it. So I must say it came to me as a shocker when I read that Wayne Rooney had committed the ultimate sin for a married man – inviting vice girl Jenny Thompson back to his family home for sex. Every married/committed man cheats at some point, so what’s the big deal? According to some of my female friends “paying a girl to have sex with you is one thing. Paying a girl to come back to your marital home when you’re pregnant missus is out is taking it a step too far”.

Many ladies out there believe that he showed no emotion nor spared any for his dear wife. Being a democratic society that we are in they are entitled to the opinions and views.

Anyone who saw his wedding to Coleen in 2008 and in particular when WR was making his speech would never think that a year later would he take up his dangerous liaison with this overpriced (£1,200 or Ksh150,470.13….per session) hooker, Jenny.

By Nairobi standards that is some good money. I wonder how much our AfC, Gor and Sofapaka stars would pay for a hooker at K-street. I’m sure those hookers would take the chance to bone Roon if the chance presented itself; and if not for the fame, for the money.

Please let it be known I don’t support prostitution, or infidelity. Trust in any relationship is important but especially so when you’re in the spotlight. Its very unfortunate that Wayne Rooney was caught up in all this, i must say this kid has talent, although he can not match Messi and others he is a star in his own way. The media should give him a break and eff off after all there are married men ot there who have done worse, once again I am in no way defending him or his actions.